WHO ON EARTH IS RONAN JONES?
Have you seen this woman?
Okay, so details are a bit sketchy, but there are a few things that stay constant that I've managed to gather together in one place based on evidence over the years...
BASIC INFO
Currently-Used Alias:
Ronan Jones
Nickname:
The Woman of a Thousand Years
Alignment:
Tweener
Date Of Birth:
Unknown, but given the evidence, it places the date at minimum to be somewhere around 1000 Years Ago...? Further research needed on this.
Height:
5'8
Weight:
112 Ibs
Birthplace:
The Scottish Highlands (that accent is unmistakable).
Entrance Music:
"The Unforgiven (Lofi Version)" by Alien Cake
Twitter:
@Ronan_Jones
APPEARANCE
Picbase:
Kay Lee Ray/Alba Fyre
PERSONALITY
Ronan Jones is quick-witted and pragmatic, with a good sense of humour. She's aware of the "rumours" about her, and has recently decided to lean into them more for the sake of pro wrestling (absolutely shameless, she is!).Given her (alleged) long life-span, she's seen a lot in the world and that has, of course, impacts her overall worldview. Sometimes the world can be a bit of a terrible place, something Ronan is all too aware of (over her time on this Earth, she's of course experienced a few hardships) and this has left her a bit jaded, and cynical. But I guess you would be after all this time, right? But she's very snarky, too.However, Ronan likes a good fight. Maybe sometimes too much. Insult or target her friends, she'll jump in and she won't apologise about it. And when she's angry, it's like a force of nature. But despite all of this, Ronan Jones is ultimately a positive, if not a bit mysterious presence.
WHAT WE KNOW...
Ronan Jones may LOOK like some newer face in the world of professional wrestling, she may exhibit the qualities of young and strong woman...but there's more to it. I know the secret, and I'm gonna EXPOSE it here.I've seen it. There are people who say a woman matching her description was seen housing evacuees in the Second World War (albeit under a different name, like the FRAUD she is!) and there are pictures out there of her at women's rights marches several decades before. I've even seen her in old oil paintings from centuries gone by, uncovered sonnets and poems dedicated to a lady looking just like her by some of our most famous historical playwrights and poets. It's sickening! The earliest reference I've seen is a drawing from over four or five hundred years ago and it looks JUST like her!And now suddenly she's showed up in wrestling, about two or three years ago. There's no evidence of her going to any high schools, no graduation, no records of a family or anything like that, she just appeared out of nowhere! And now she claims she's super old. "The Woman of a Thousand Years". Heh! Well I think she's Immortal. She's an unnatural being. But whatever's happening, she's apppearing more and more in wrestling (of all businesses!) and as more evidence of her SECRET past gathers, we'll be charting it all here. Her history, theories, as well as more evidence of sightings. Something's going on, and we're gonna get to the bottom of it. Call us conspiracy theorists all you like, but we WILL discover the the truth!
With Ronan gaining notoriety in wrestling, it's probably a good idea to get a good look at what she does, just in case she changes her identity again...
WRESTLING STYLE
Ronan Jones is a brawler, using her strength advantage in the ring. Lots of smacking her opponent about. She doesn't resort to cheating, but will use weapons if she feels it necessary. When she's not using power moves, it's all about battering her opponent with her fists and putting the boot in. Think along the lines of a Kris Statlander in terms of comparison to real life wrestlers.Ronan carries a red baseball bat with her, which she "alleges" she's had for about fifty years. She calls it Rover.
FINISHER
"THE QUICKENING"
A running forearm smash to the back of an opponent's head (ala Will Ospreay's Hidden Blade.
SIGNATURES
1. Double-A Spinebuster
2. Spear
3. Missile Dropkick
4. Moonsault
5. Suicide Dive
STRIKES
1. Massive Knife Edge Chop
2. Big Boot
3. Discus Clothesline
4. Big Lariat
5. European Uppercut
POWER MOVES
1. Sidewalk Slam
2. Sit-Out Powerbomb
3. Gorilla Press
4. Power Slam
5. German Suplex
SUBMISSIONS
1. Torture Rack
2. Stretch Muffler
3. Half Crab
4. Full Nelson
5. Kimura Lock
STRENGTHS
Size: Ronan has a size advantage over a lot of her opponents, which she definitely leans into.Strength: She stronk. Ronan is a powerhouse of a performer, and will throw her opponents around like ragdolls when given the opportunity.Pragmatic: While strength and size are obvious factors to her style, Ronan is also very clever and can think outside the box. Like someone who has known and seen war, Ronan will use her surroundings. If you're near a turnbuckle or a barricade, best believe you're being thrown into it directly and if there's a hardcore match where she can use whatever she wants, oh she's grabbing weapons and lobbing them at you or finding things to use in creative ways.
WEAKNESSES
Hot Head: Ronan wears her heart on her sleeve, and if you do something to get on her nerves or target her friends, the gloves are off.Who Wants To Live Forever?: Not so much a weakness in ring, but if the rumours are to be believed, then Ronan has lived a very, very long time and she's seen a lot, lost more people than we'll ever care to meet, so she's very much prone to occasional bouts of melancholy. She has seen this world turn and change. She chooses to remain positive. Her body appears young, but her eyes are so old. You only live once, and life is so so long.
Ronan's popping up in more places these days! Here, you'll find a list of places she's been sighted as well as a comment section for people who've seen her, who know the TRUTH about Ronan Jones!
PROMOTIONS
Graps Gallery (2025 - Present)
Red Balloon Wrestling (2025 - Present)
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN? COMMENT BELOW...
My mom is pretty sure she met this woman at a festival back in the 60s. they took psychedelics together. mind you she was on psychedelics at the time so she could be wrong
DanielI was watching back an old XWA show recently and I saw her in the crowd, but this was back in like 2010 and she still looked the same as all these pictures. Wish I aged that gracefully!
Richard J Maxwellthis girl worked at the local pub back in in 1953 andshestill was looks the same!! ! my grandson was watching the wrestling and i kneww i Recognised her. she went by a different name back then though of Jean !
JAMESWe've met many times. I'll get her one day.
CriswellThis site is stupid. No one's 'immortal' or whatever it is you're trying to say she is, whoever put this site together needs a dose of reality.
AliciaHey, I'm working on a story about Ronan Jones and all of these sightings. Would someone from this site be able to get in touch with me? We can work on this together. My email address is [email protected]
Jeffrey GreyYeah. Nice site, guys.
Ronan Jones
FIGHT FOREVER
It's said they met on the fields in the midst of battle, and they've been fighting ever since.Polar opposites in personality, Ronan Jones and ASTRID have been nemeses for almost a century, both gifted the same long lifespan. But where Ronan finds herself resentful, hoping and praying for normality, ASTRID wants anything but, a lover of chaos and insanity.Now, they've brought their war to us. To professional wrestling.Where Ronan goes, ASTRID won't be far away and vice versa, even going so far as teaming in Graps Gallery as Fight Forever - ASTRID to taunt her foe, and Ronan to keep an eye on hers.
Want to know more about ASTRID?Click Here to go to her Universal Bio.